You could get measles, mumps, rubella, whooping cough. You do realize they're putting your life in danger by not getting you immunized. I hear Sansa finally shows boob in this one. Then I'm gonna try and look at their teeth.īrian, all we want is for parents to have the choice.īecause parents know what's best for their kids. I'm also gonna pet a bunch of dogs without asking. Now you're trying to convince other people to make the same reckless choice? It's bad enough you guys aren't vaccinating Stewie. The brothers who made The Matrix are ladies now!Īll right, come on, Peter, I've got all the stuff for our anti-vaccination rally. Just as soon as I finish gettin' the word out about the one thing more important. We're gettin' this town to change its mind about vaccinations. You realize the vast majority of people think you're wrong. We got the other kids vaccinated, but Meg still got chicken pox. Oh, God, this is going to be a Lois story, isn't it? He's my child, and nothing matters more than his well-being. Look, Brian, I was skeptical, too, but then I did some research and I found some very interesting things from the leader of the anti-vaccination movement, Jenny McCarthy.ĭon't you realize you're contributing to a potential public health disaster by not vaccinating your child? The only reason they work is that if a critical mass of society gets immunized, then the diseases won't spread. Lois, deciding not to vaccinate Stewie is something that affects all of us. Listen to some of these ingredients: "mercury, thimerosal, aluminum, formaldehyde." Lois, all that so-called evidence has been debunked. There's a lot of evidence to suggest there's a link between vaccinations and autism. We were going to get Stewie vaccinated, but now, after our research, we're definitely not.Īh, no, Lois, don't tell me you fell for all that anti-vaxxer crap. Yeah, sorry, we were looking something up. Well, that's not completely true, 'cause I have a Groupon, and I'd hate to waste it. That's the last time I go to a water park, I'll tell you that much. Hey, man, we should get out of here, the building's on fire.Īnyway, I'll tell you what's on fire, my urethra. Yeah, 'cause we don't want to make a big mistake. We might need a little bit of time to think this over. Well, that was before Internet chat rooms made everybody an expert. Hey, man, how many questions your lady ask?īut I don't remember having to read any of this when Chris and Meg had their vaccinations. Wait, and this can't be right: they actually put some of the disease in the sh*t? "Possible side effects: fever, severe allergic reaction, muscle and joint pain?" Oh, but first, I'm required to have you read this pamphlet about the risks of vaccinations. As long as you're here, I see Stewie hasn't had his vaccinations yet. Oh, thank you so much for coming in early, Dr. May the light of Derek's Invincible Diamond shine through you. 'Cause I don't like root beer.Īfter it was all over, I called Lois to pick me up.īut she's what Derek calls an Oppressing Doubter. I moved onto his prayer farm with 45 other members of the Salvation Star Boys, who died in a mass su1c1de.īut not me. It's just, sometimes I don't think before I act.īut he went by the Prophet when times were good, or the Law Giver when times were bad. Peter, what the hell did you do to Stewie's hand? Well, as everyone knows, bats watch a ton of Cinemax softcore p*rn, so that seems like the place to start.īat Industries was up two dollars a share today in heavy trading. I realized to catch a bat, I need to live like a bat. They're having a meeting about me tomorrow.Īr-Are we taking a terrible 7:00 a.m. I was sent home early and labeled a distraction. Oh? Then why am I clad in velvet pants tucked into soft leather boots?Īnd why does my shirt billow so in the wind of that rotating fan? Peter: In order to understand the bat, we must first understand the vampire. I was counting on this helicopter thing working. Okay, so, now the bat has a g*n, and the knives I gave him. Now, I don't have anything to control the trigger with, so I put it on a timer.īut I don't remember how long I set it. I bought this remote- controlled toy helicopter, to which I have attached this g*n.Īnd I tell you, this thing is not easy to fly. But Peter, we can't have a bat flying around the house.Įverybody, I've come up with the perfect plan to catch the bat. Yeah, see, if it was him, he would have said, "Like I do every night: upside down." Hey, Grandpa, how did you sleep last night? Okay, all-all right, everybody just calm down, it might just be Grandpa Munster. ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪Īnnouncer: We now return to Rational Geographic.īritish Narrator: Upon realizing a trip to Africa would be smelly and gross, our crew decided to stay in the office. ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
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